| ARRRRGGGHH!!!! Welcome ta da Pirate side of da Island!! Weeez pirates dat wear skull and booones! Wezz be looken for RRRrrrrr loot!! Jest like any good pirate, wezz be makin' RRRRrrrr livin from the open seas!! Wezz got RRrr booty fer sale in dat "Pirates Booty Shop" in de 'ol Pirate Barn at Broad Creek Marina.
An 'cuz we aint no land lubbers, we gots da best stuff on da water wheres were can be protected by Rrrrrr friends dem "SHARKS!" Rrrr fin protected fleet is topped off with RRRRRrrrr brand spankin' new USG Inspected and bloody CERTIFIED, state of de art parasailin' boat weezz be callin "Sky Pirate" Wit seatin' 12!!! We be needin all the Pirates the USCG will let us carry. Well try to see what yer made of and send ya up into dat big blue sky wit 800 feet of line behind ya!
Wezz also been acuirin' (stealin') some 'ol boats we'll letchas rent fer a while. 16 feet to about 25 feet is usually what's we got! And they's all got tops and to hide under from that ol' blisterin' sun. Plus, weezz be smart pirates and got big engines cuz ya know sails just aint as quick enuf ta outrun someone ya pillaged… HARR HARR HARRRrrrrrr
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If YAAarrrrr looking ta get wild on the water, come in and ride Rrrrrr tube da "Fly Fish" if ya think ya can hang on 'n not be no sissy! Aint no tamin' dis creature from da sea! 45 degrees into da sky is how this sea monster flys!! She be better dan dat Loch Nessie. And she can be seen at thirty feet or MPH or Upside down an parked waitn fer sissys what can hold on da reboard and get tossed in dat salt water agains.
But jest like any good Pirate weez be knowin' how to relax while wezz a ponderin our collected treasures o the day. Come have a good time wit us on de "Sun Set Cocktail Cruises" wet de best of all tings, FREE beers and wines!! But iffin' ya want a rum or better yas gotta bring it yerself cuz RRRs tis always GONE!
So, if yous be tinkin ya gots what it takes to be a pirate, come find de best of all dem pirates here at Broad Creek Marina. Weez da ones dat know how to show you a good time! Best be hangin on to yer britches! We'll give you da ride of yer life!!!! HARR HARR HARR HARR AAAAARRRRRRRRrrrrggghh!
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